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basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.
moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.
moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.
moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.
moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.
moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.
moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.

moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

"I wouldn’t necessarily mind people not knowing I’m gay, but I don’t like being thought of as straight — in the same way that I don’t mind people not knowing I’m a writer, but it would be awkward if they assumed I was an extreme skateboarder, because that’s so far removed from the reality of my life. But there is no blank slate where orientation is concerned; we are straight until proven otherwise. And if you’ve never seen how dramatically a conversation can be derailed by a casual admission of homosexuality, let me tell you, it gets awkward."
ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight

sleek and elegant predator right here yo

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

kaalashnikov:

girl Lelouch crossdressing for the role of Zero to throw everyone off and enjoying the act in the end anyway

girl Lelouch cackling like mad when Suzaku uses male pronouns when she’s dressed as Zero like ohhh my god I’m so good at this look at this idiot

GIVE IT TO ME

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

claris-waluigi:

puts nuclear weapon in mouth ”its a metaphor” 

hissssssss:

butthurtherpetologist:

hissssssss:

reptilelass:

Tiger double het white anery reticulated python twins, produced by Aubrey Pruitt.

I didn’t know twin snakes could happen!
I have so many questions. Are they always same sex or can they be opposite sex? Do they get all of the nutrients they need? Are they viable? Do they grow up to be regular snakes? Do they finish each other’s sentences??

This is very important.

In order:

  • Depends if they are identical twins or fraternal. Identical twins come from the same ovum and are identical, fraternal come from different ovum and are no similar than two siblings. But in this case they look to be identical.
  • Twins ((and even triplets)) come out of the eggs much smaller than their singleton siblings, usually sharing one yolk. So they are usually healthy, just small.
  • Yes, after hatching and with proper feeding they grow normally and are viable, unless there is a defect of some kind.
  • They always end their sentences with “Hmm” 

Fantastic. Thank you, Brad!

somebody-makeamove:

motivatings:

What if we are all dead and this is our 7 seconds of our lives flashing before our eyes

well shit then.

I’m so bad with money. >:(

black-quadrant:

surround yourself with people who

  • praise you because they mean it
  • don’t want anything but your company
  • do their best to understand you
  • you feel like you can confront if you need to
  • (know they can confront you lovingly in turn)
  • make you feel comfortable
  • stick with you through good and bad times
  • are positive influences on your everyday life
A message from wander-panzer
Do you guys charge for autorgraphs over at RTX? i want to know how much money i need to save up because i want a lot of autographs from you guys
A reply from thelindsaytuggey

Psh, nah, we do not charge (that happens?) We’re honored that you would want our autographs in the first place! Our ink stains are free.